I Knew Her Back When....

Successful at whatever she loves (and has the energy to persue), I can honestly use the phrase, "I knew her back when," with my old friend Kaelan. Another buddy I met at nerd camp before senior year of highschool and a friend all through college, she's another person I love dearly and never want to lose touch with. Read any of her adventures, and you're bound to understand why.
Since she's a lawyer in Washington, D.C., now and I'm doing the domestic-meets-mad-scientist thing here in Kansas, we haven't been able to fully catch up in a while, and I miss her tons. However, I will glow in fame vicariously through her for a moment, as I introduce some of the greatest pieces of Horse-Racing literature since Charles Bukowski:
{Caution: Please make sure you've gone to the bathroom before reading either of these articles. Otherwise you might piss yourself with laughter.}

Infield or Clubhouse: A Kentuckian's Advice on Throwing a Derby Bash

You Shoulda Been There: Heart of Preakness

Kaelan, you make us Kentucky girls proud! And goddammit, when's the book out?