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Would you do this?
1. Join the Military or the Mob?	The mob. Even if you get sent to jail, there's free high-speed internet.
2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?	Probably not. It would have to be pretty damn extreme, b/c my friends can pretty much rationalize anything to my satisfaction.
3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?	Hmm....I suppose I'd consider it.
4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?	that's gross. my biggest crush ever is dead.
5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?	hungry. hunger is less painful than e-coli.
What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose?	This question doesn't apply to me, but obviously the woman is the one who has to carry and birth the damn thing. I say she has the right, but there are some serious changes that need to be made to the paternal-rights system as it is in our country today.
2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?	it would depend on how I truly felt about him, but equal rules would apply to us both.
3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?	FUCK NO. Are you fucking kidding me?
4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?	yes
5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?	do I get to pick which one? that might be fun....
Yes or No
1. Have you had cyber-sex?	yes
2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner?	yes
3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed?	yes...but I'd give directions.
4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on?	never had to, that I remember.
5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them?	that's just fucking sick.
What do you think?
1. Gay marriage is wrong?	I think all marriage is wrong. (=
2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend?	YES, but first I maim him so he can't show up to the wedding and she has time to rethink the situation.
3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent?	Heh...it depends on which parent we're talking about.
4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy?	Sure
5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them?	Yes! Pass me the salt so I can pour it in those wounds!
Finale!
1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention?	No...don't want to push my luck there. Usually don't need any help in getting sick or getting attention. (=
2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?	I point and laugh.
3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person?	NO. That's fucked up, and karma is a bitch.
4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?	It would depend on which mattered more: the truth at hand, or the feelings of the person in question.
5. Do you think this survey was truly original?	they never are.
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